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I dunno where to start but lately I have been missing all ma frenz like heavens( are mare nai hain...paapi log itte jaldi nee marte :P)...and the reaz being dis song from the latest flick " shaitan" . Good music is intoxicating n I reely get a kick out ov dis song...have heard it about a million times in the past two dayz.(oopz sumbodz just pressed da liar-meter :P, wokay not million alright, that was juss to intensify the effect on the readers ;)...as if the junta would have believed it). Another song being "ik junoon" from zindagi na milegi dobara(boss i'd say dosti na milengi dobara). So presenting short write upz about the sunshinez ☼ without whose presence, my coloured life would have been black n white!

#1 MADZO - my angel in disguise(sssh daz a secret), world bank as I call her coz of her universal dariya dil n sacrifying nature.I still remember taking her tiffin during her fasts and her novel 5 pt sum1 and nt reading it(boss haq banta hai bahi).She holds the guiness world record for highest EQ :P amin "kaunsi baat lag jaaye isko" u can never figure that out :P Shez alwayz dere when u think shez neva dere( pun intended on ms bhatakti aatma :P). Though her brain abounds in gray cells( once she gets in2 silicon valley shez gona invent a time machine for me haah!),but still shez a tubelighto when it comes to practicality ;)

#2 SANNA- my chuddy buddy amin if I can recollect well shez been with me rite frm kindergarten. Bitten by fame bug,blessed with a bright mind to execute tasks so perfectly to actually gain that well deserved fame,has to her credit 3 gold medals frm the governor of Madhya Pradesh, my accomplice in making fun ov others n hanging out. Shez got oodles of confi but goes blank during some instances like ms florida thingie( gal I love dat xpression of urz).She can rip off peepz heads if she doesnt like what they say,but I am the priviledged 1 to take her chitting(make fun of her) on her face.Rite fatso?Okies okies truce KUPTAAN SAAB( as uncle calls me).

#3 CHOUBAN- college was total fun n daz coz of a number of factors.Primarily it was coz of our encounters with our eye candies,weird aashiqs, gossps in college & after college on orkut, givin funny pen names to many victims of our sarcasm as well as appreciatn...best being the jackals of vijaynagar :p alluding to the mukhiya RODIES :P ,going 2 anna after spoling an xamination, her constant pleadings to make me study fr CAT written n 2nd fase by pr0mising me to get my hardcore crushes RONAN,CR,BEMAARU,PD,KOFI♥(hey guys da 2nd 1 aint a retard n da last 1 aint kofi annan okies).And she proves dis cliche so well "promises are meant to be broken". :xxxxxx dekh li tumai dosti Chouban :P Newayz shez a model material ,who loves 2 fookofy her sal by going on a shopping spree( she was i'd say...coz ajkal shez become chouban pehelwaan).

#4 JAHAAJ- My pranky partner in high school and I still remember controlling our laaf when something o d oda used to make us rofl n ultimately end up getting punished:P Our constant chit chats during exams " abe kitta hua tera".....and I used to be like "kasam se be,abe fail ho jaaenge be" and asking her on r way 2 boys school " abe iske baarein mein thoda bata na bey"( oye iske bole toh a chapter ov physics...dun stress ur ankles so hard guys)....the games period when I used to borrow her glasses to add on to ma smart personality not realising that even i'll get power in ma eyes :P , teasin her wid ab by pointing out across the boundary wall :P twas fun yaa n esp ma recent trip 2 hyd..l8 nite chit chats n cheering d opponents durin WC n being on cloud #9 when da mission was accomplished.(I pity her her hooting n clapping dint work)...yeah yeah i know we won the WC! now shaap!

#5 RICKSHAW firstly apologies apologies to Mrs Gugnani fr being unable 2 make it to her wedding. Hmm she ws ma worst enemy till standard 5th but then due to some reaz unfathomable we happened 2 b good frenz. The aftr school playing hrs, 10th class tuts( dat was da best part),getting her to ma place to teach ma mom crochet muffler( she made it so well all by herself n I stole the show away :P she dint mind @ all coz dude daz wot frenz r all about...dey know dost log bahut kaminey hote hain ;)...xchanging gifts wid lil write ups about r aashiqs ♥...oh yeah how can I fuhget dis one,meeting wid n acci n her futile efforts to calm me down to prevent me from creating a scene in public :P mast the yaar woh suhaane din!

#6 TIPSI( she'll kill me fr dis buh I gotta mention da reaz fr dis nickname,when she was small she was asked woz ur petname gal?? poor abby told her pet's name instead :P:P) She was my maths coaching scooty partner...woh it was good fun riding in a zig zag manner(like hoo hoo hooligans) after getting free from dat prison on our way back home.Man she can give u da post poking look on earth ( abz remember dat incident wen a guy said hi 2 u):P bahahahaha

#7 HERACLITUS oh u mite b wondering is dis friend ov m9 juss a character frm shakesperare's play...naah! I call her so coz of her philosophical nature.Shez also ma fren since class 1st, and I was so wicked that at times I used to gobble up her tiffins noodles and used to do katti wid her. Man i sooo wish to paste her childhood snap....she resembled madhuri dixit....sanna ,dola(daz her petname) and I used 2 b da awsum 3some till class 6th.She had been shifted to d other section during 7th class shuffling.

#8 BANDZ - Does she even need an intro,u gotta b kididng me! Oh boy! shez like blessed wid both beauty and brainz and can u believe it she dint go fr ms india inspite ov being shortlisted.Penache,stunningly illuminating are some of the words I'd use 2 describe her.She still taunts me for going fully unprepared for IIT-JEE amin she called me a day before to ask me "adi,formulas revise kar le kya...n I was like u mad o wot ? its JEE koi paplu ekjam nai hai...formulas wont help" and by GOD da next day she outpoured her rage on me coz the paper was omost formula based :P

#9 GUDIYA ma biggest fan eva...my colony budz 2 :)...oh my! I so miss my grand bungalow 2(will come up wid a blog on ma bungalow 2)...video games coffee shake,chewda at her place woh woh woh...her never give up atti to teach me how 2 ride a 2 wheeler...school fetes wid her...my constant ridicules and her constant love for me...hey babez I apologise if I've hurt ya !






#10 Ms MOC(maths olympiad cracker) - She was 1 ov da favz of dat teethy shukla sir ,madzo being d other 1. Our friendship bond developed in2 a covalent bond ovanite(ovaday shud b da rire word) when I received a chit from her with sth scribbled on it in class 6th. Unfortunately due to shuffling she went 2 a different section,but she alwayz used to come to meet me during recess time. Gosh I am so lucky to have a bunch of peepz who love me so much.Love ya 2 babez!


#11 NICKZ X-FAN- my schooltime memories would be incomplete if I dont mention my craze for celebs.This gal used to be da one I used to discuss all dat coz even she used to suffer from that celeb mania.now da diff being shez gone past that age and I am still a kiddo.Rats! We used to xchange ILU cardz saying ronan has given dis and nick has given dis.Hts of pampering urself :P But it was fun yaa!

#12 RM(RAJ MALHOTRA) no no no she aint a guy itz juss dat I played an amusing prank on her by calling from my new mob number ,(as RAJ MALHOTRA ur aashiq speaking ;))wch she obviously dint have and man she was scared to the core like a cat on hot brickz.We werent quite in talking terms during school time...but yeah for the past one year thnx to fb i'd say we keep in touch wid each other.Shez a chudail,oopz amin she loves to use dis word evry now and then :P

#13 GITCHI - ma college budz...juss added her name coz had omost frgotten her coz shez frgotten us(amin r group aftr we kinna passed out)...yeah even frgot 2 wish me on ma 25th happy wala bday :xx now dat da hisaab is kinna baraabar...Shez da inventor ov dese catchy n flashy words -gitchi,hurtch,oh my gotch,bell bochum( gitti,hurt,god,bell bottom respectively).Shez alwayz dressed 2 da nines even if shez at home(juss like barbie)...a lil 2 sweet n at tyms a lil 2 sour(like fr not having included her name in dis).Mad about strawberry flavoured lipbalm n mad about mobzis(cell fones).Totally opposite 2 me...amin shez like delicate darling typez n I am like a bully...wadda combo....guess dese friendship bandz r predecided in heaven 2!

#14 ANKI - o how can i forget her...amin initially I dint like her but then as the ILP dayz passed by and gotta know her...she was so like me...fun-loving , candid , genuine and juss like me even she can't take ne1s crap and cant jhelofy peepz who are unjhelable. Weekends in hyd used to be a blast...I hate combing ma hair and I remember one instance when we were 2 go out,she came to ma room and shouted "aditi m not taking u if u dont comb ur hair :P" We both hated CMCz food and used 2 skip lunch by covering up wid fruit platter. Both being food freakoz, evening tym we used to walk down da lane to have some junk o d other...aaaah! I soo miss u anki !

So this is it! amin i could have gone on and on and on...but then I m saving da rest for ma upcoming novel(watch out !I know I know ur expressionz "another chetan bhagat in da making" ) Haah! u all cant even plug ya earz when I brag na ...daz Y I sooo love blogging ♥
Jokes apart...da 2nd reaz for dis write up is dat I reely miss the monialz thingie feature of orkut...hey mark...testimonial type ki koi toh cheez banate yaar! And also many peepz complain dat ur blogs are 2 long so came up with short n crisp descriptions ov ma palz.....o trei !fir bhi lamba ho gaya yaar!