Dhan tanaa….m back n guess wot wid a bang( pun intended-u’ll get it when u read the entire post)
Sometimes I kinna wonder at human psychology..( 2 b precise most of the times flabbergasted by it)amin isnt it weird that these gyms rake in so much ov moolah due to our( oh c’mon m weird buh u cant kick me out of the homo sapiens class) fatheadedness, deliberately procastinated realisation and consequent delayed action. Yeah! We hog and hog and hog to the extent of blowing up,keep delaying the workout sessions and then when the realisation dawns(that omg I look so fugly,one more day delay and the mirrorz gona crack :P- I like it when imran uses this word in I Hate love Stories) its too late and then we we hit the gym. Guess evry 1 loves living dis saw “I love deadlines, I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” I dunno about others but I am a religious follower of this saying :P ( kya karein aadat se majboor.…jab tak sir par nai padti I dun budge an inch :P newayz engineering teaches u to get a Phd in dis aspect)Guess even I have been a victim of that realisation but in my case I get bored too soon and quit.(manmauje hain yar like basanti hawa (class 6th baal bharti pustak ki kavita was it??))
But believe me its reely hard to lose those xtra calories esp by going on a controlled diet.How on earth can u ev
en think about not having junk(tala gala sala mala)?( Yaar gaai bhains thodi na hain jo ghaas foos khaaeye jaaein(by ghaas foos I mean salad n other vegetables xcluding da mouth watering ALOO) .DAMN u! U adipose tissue.Its all coz of u.And then when u ask ur frenz about it they are like they get motivation from the people around the,n I m like self obsession aint good sumtym,narcissim comes in the way of losing some extra calories ♫ Mere jaisa koi kahan 10 on 10 ♫ yeh wali feeling never leaves me ;)
No but after seeing a couple of my acquaintances being bottled up wid various side effects of obesity I thought of giving a try to Working Out. But then 20 mins of continuous exercise and I go gasping for air.(as though have climbed a mountain). Actually cant get off this habit of ash farmaaing ,too lazy to work hard and prefer going the hardly working way ;) But when I look at ma scraggy frenz ( those who have managed to pull down a helluva wt thru rigourou
s routines and an abstemious diet)m like “I don’t call this life , a life so full of austerity( on food)” coz I believe ♫ milti hai humein zindagi ek baar kyu na karein khulke hum isse pyaar ♫( oh yeah pyaar for food,being a connoisseur of food). And the more u exercise the more u feel famished and the craving for junk increases all the more, so much so that u start living the character of that squirrel of ice age :P And the worst part about working out,the weighing machine shows no loss in wt :xx And then the consolation that they give is "You dont reduce in kgs you reduce in inches" :xx
As they say that the most classic advice are given by ur frenz.So I happened to ask this friend of m9 as to what do I do to reduce my weight as I hate going on a controlled diet and I hate working out.And guess what the advice was “Ek kaam karo tum mar jao,then u’ll be a spirit and spirits are as light as a feather.” Can you ask for anything else when u’ve got a
bunch of half baked frenz ? Hence I conclude saying that though people have joined the mad rat race to get a zero figure,I personally feel that zero figure makes you look anorexic and therefore it being aptly said “Eat right, exercise regularly,die anyway!”,I prefer staying healthy.( khaate pete khandaan k toh lage bahi)
But believe me its reely hard to lose those xtra calories esp by going on a controlled diet.How on earth can u ev
en think about not having junk(tala gala sala mala)?( Yaar gaai bhains thodi na hain jo ghaas foos khaaeye jaaein(by ghaas foos I mean salad n other vegetables xcluding da mouth watering ALOO) .DAMN u! U adipose tissue.Its all coz of u.And then when u ask ur frenz about it they are like they get motivation from the people around the,n I m like self obsession aint good sumtym,narcissim comes in the way of losing some extra calories ♫ Mere jaisa koi kahan 10 on 10 ♫ yeh wali feeling never leaves me ;)No but after seeing a couple of my acquaintances being bottled up wid various side effects of obesity I thought of giving a try to Working Out. But then 20 mins of continuous exercise and I go gasping for air.(as though have climbed a mountain). Actually cant get off this habit of ash farmaaing ,too lazy to work hard and prefer going the hardly working way ;) But when I look at ma scraggy frenz ( those who have managed to pull down a helluva wt thru rigourou
s routines and an abstemious diet)m like “I don’t call this life , a life so full of austerity( on food)” coz I believe ♫ milti hai humein zindagi ek baar kyu na karein khulke hum isse pyaar ♫( oh yeah pyaar for food,being a connoisseur of food). And the more u exercise the more u feel famished and the craving for junk increases all the more, so much so that u start living the character of that squirrel of ice age :P And the worst part about working out,the weighing machine shows no loss in wt :xx And then the consolation that they give is "You dont reduce in kgs you reduce in inches" :xxAs they say that the most classic advice are given by ur frenz.So I happened to ask this friend of m9 as to what do I do to reduce my weight as I hate going on a controlled diet and I hate working out.And guess what the advice was “Ek kaam karo tum mar jao,then u’ll be a spirit and spirits are as light as a feather.” Can you ask for anything else when u’ve got a
bunch of half baked frenz ? Hence I conclude saying that though people have joined the mad rat race to get a zero figure,I personally feel that zero figure makes you look anorexic and therefore it being aptly said “Eat right, exercise regularly,die anyway!”,I prefer staying healthy.( khaate pete khandaan k toh lage bahi) 
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