say na say na

They say “thoda padh lo” , I say “thodi der mein”,
They say “u are weird” ,I say “ u all r da same”
They say “u r reserved”,I say “u are a chatter box”
They say “u are short” , I say “u suffer from gigantism”,
They say “u are blunt”,I say “ cant fake like u”
They say “time is money”, I say “cant make any transactions thru it?”
They say “eat fruits for a glowing skin”, I say “glow is implicit on ma skin “
They say “burn some calories”, I say “combustibility is accompanied with pain or vice versa ”
They say “u r a prankster”, I say “yeah I know am damn creative”
They say “read newspaperz”, I say “ dey have ugly prints(♫ six dayz)”
They say “shaadi karni hai kya fir”, I say “nai pagla,ash karne hain”
They say “stop braggin”, I say “plug ya earz”
They say “u are smart”, I say “ u bet”

P.S will update this sumtym l8erz :P
I know madzo will get mad at me for having shown dis much ov udi :P well,I turn a deaf ear whenever she gets dese fits ov acting like an aunty ;)