isshstraight from the heart(Direct Dil se)

Crushes..hardcore or major or minor, i guess every normal person on earth happens to have on some1 or the other(even aliens have it yaa...oh no no no :P havent had any encounter with ET but dont you guys watch hollywood flicks??)So different peepz have different criteria regarding the same and many a times it comes out 2 be that particular trait, which they dont have it in them.So is mine ,amin I personally like guys who are ultra fair(coz all ma parents melanin came to me and not 2 my sibling :xxxx) and who are very good at communication skills(hey am a 99.18%iler in angrezi section so wont say that am bad at it).O plz I know m a hindustani and I love my country alot but I cant hide what I like...ok enough of beating around da bush(boss i cleared engineering this way only...content omost nil...so the only resort used to be an infinite loop of active voice-passive voice, to increase the length of the answer;))..da point is da guy shud have ubercool angrezi speaking ability that to with a pinch of YOness quotient embedded and oodles of confidence should unleash the moment his presence is felt.Confidence according to me comes from good looks,smart dressing sense,good angrezi...I know I know I am giving the description of a greek god,but then every1 fantasizes in this manner only .Woah :0 i juss reread my blog and oh my so far so good(oopz self praise is no recommendation,but once in a blue moon its kinda okayish..but in my world I get to see that blue moon quite frequently:P) but this write up sounds more o less like a matrimonial profile...but 2 me shaadi==GIGACRAP ,something that would not even be in the list of things i want...newayz lets get started with dis CHOTI SI LOVE STORY <3

Wont give much of a detailed account coz I dont wanna reveal my identity and dont want that particular crush 2 know da same ;) I was in some other city for my last call of the season for CAT '10(tashan huh...lol :D I am saying as if I have BLACKI calls). Damn! early morning gd/pi is a pain :x believe me, especially when ur not at home. At times I reely miss being brought up in a metro or a big town..the reaz being metro peepz dont have to bhatkofy from one city to another during competitives...ehh?bad logic?? i know, I am bad at DI/LR, so this was obvio ;) So after much of an activa ride for locating the gd/pi centre,finally I reached.We were made to sit in a room wherein some formalities were being done and since it was a glass room and I wasnt much enthu about converting dis particular b-skewl as I had already converted 1,so I was looking outside,very much NI(not interested) typez to what was going inside the room.And then my eyesight caught the glimpse of a person, who so closely resembled my fatal attraction( who was an adhoc during my engineering dayz and gals used 2 drool over him and guess what? I was one of his favourites yayyyy,well I have alwayz been most of my teachers pet).So, blind that he is,Cupid struck his arrow hard on me and I coudnt take him off my mind(I can bet a million if any gal can resist after having spotted her hardcore crush,that too dressed immacuately in a TUX).And then the scene was very much obvious.Guitars,violins etc being played all over and damn! wind was blowing, but my hair were tied up(no showing udi in an interview you see) ,so they couldnt give a wavy airy effect.(like in main hoon na)But then I have this peculiar and very weird habit of showing a helluva atti ,omost 212 degrees atti to my hardcore crushes of real lyf [not reel lyf 1s coz the celebs seem so dumb in da posters of my room ;)]. Oh yeah, atti mingled wid gutter look(as ma frenz say) :P So as per ma habit,I did the same when he entered the other room, where we were asked to wait before the commencement of the Group Discussion round.He hovered around in the room,taking a look at each of the candidates,supahawt and sophisticated that he was,m very much sure that he must have got a glance-back from each of the candiz(oh no no,not da chickaz,coz dere werent ne xcept me,by candiz i mean candidates)but I dint pay heed as if he dint even exist in the room.I know ,by now readers must have got a clear picha as to how much atti i show,buh daz da way I am and better like me the way I am coz odawise i'd say ur taste sux :P Now after the gd was over , I was the first candi 2 head to the PI(personal interview) room and jeeeez he passed by me and my file happened to flip his coat away :P and the tone in which i said SORRY, i m 100% sure I havent said sorry with this much of arrogance and attitude ever in my entire life(which was obviously a deliberate 1 :P ). Wicked me! Haah! in da face Mr TUX.( no offence intended to Mr TUX,but juss dat m mad about RANVIR of band baja baraat and this is one of his punch lines) By this time as my one sided love story was gaining momentum( hey! 1 sided, M being a bit 2 rude on myself),ok simply put it as "choti si love story" was cooking, I was asked to enter the PI room.Not even in my wildest nightmares or for say my most radiant dreams, did I ever imagine to have Mr Tux as 1 of my interviewers.It is aptly said "If it is ur time,love will track you down like a cruise missile".So now the battle of love began,with missiles being showered from his side.Now instead of asking me the normal interview typa question as to describe yourself or tell me about yourself.,Mr TUX,as though curiosity wud kill him ,asked "So temme all about Adds(again not revealing my real name),I want to know what Adds is all about"(mind you with alot of feel factor) and DING :0 dere i fell, believe me, I literally Fell...amin I was blank for a couple of secondz.But then I bounced back ,telling my heart,CHOPP nai karwao dudette and I uttered some gibberish :P O come on! which is d other way to react with ur hardcore crush just in front of u :P and ogling at u ;)

P.S But when he spoke, words sounded like what do you call it,ya NECTAR 2 my ears :P

So next question by Mr TUX all da way for adds <3
"U said u want to do an MBA,why AN mba adds?? Adds dere aint a vowel rite?(he pronounced vowel incorrectly,I felt like rectifying him buh den UFF! YEH MOHABBAT :P:P:P, i dint rectify him)
I started answering as I knew da reaz behind it,I said coz sir the sound as we pronounce M is A rite...but he cut me short and dodged me saying M adds M??? and supabowled with his killer looks and dunno what all, I surrendered after speaking some ridiculous stuff again :(( I said " Ok f9,i was guessing it out,m sorry k!" argggghhh! Never in my life will I ever ask for a close resemblance of my fatal attraction during my PI, in future:xxx .A series of questionaires followed by a series of consequent goof ups from my side. I wasnt sure about another answer which was asked by the other interviewer and not by Mr TUX but I dunno why I looked at him and said " And I am guessing it out again ok" and the way he smiled( blush blush types,even if that wasnt a blush, I was in a state of mind that it looked to me as a boiled beetroot blush).A pat on my back for accelerating this love story and one tight slap for ruining my interview.So far so good( in CHOPSUEY) , but as in many other movies, the end to this choti si love story was on a sad note :( Happys endings wasnt dere.
CLIMAX
The last question by Mr TUX " So, adds are u sure you resigned from company XYZ and you werent terminated ????" ( as I kicked my job at XYZ and went in for MBA prep and he couldnt digest it) .Despite so much of chemistry, although one sided, that had cooked up,couldnt he just skip this rude,arrogant,painful question that struck me right at the core of my heart ???
"achcha sila diya tune mere pyaar ka " eeeks m sounding so filmy...how tacky... i dun listen 2 dese typa songs...o puleez!
Newayz I was hurtch( bhavnao ko samjho yaar,i mean HURT) and this time didnt get bowled and said in a very unpolite manner "I very much resigned sir".
Bolna toh bahut kuch tha but then.......

I dunno Y buh I wish 2 paste dose lyrics from love ka the end movie

"dard hua ,

jo toda tune dil

nafrat hai mujhe tujhse...

khud ko bhalaa samajhta hai kya"

(he he nothing serious yaa....itz juss a blog so hafta make it worth reading ;)

This love bug is also gr8...bit me so hard that here I am writing o rather omost ending a 3-4 A4 size blog with a shayri ,in the memory of Mr TUX( oye he aint dead okies),
arz kiya hai

GD/PI ka bhi rang gajab nirala hai,
wah wah wah wah,
GD/Pi ka bhi rang gajab nirala hai,
ek PI(personal interviewer) kehta hai
IIM nikala hai ?
toh dooja kehta hai
XYZ ne nikala hai !